pehle mera

Techer to boy:
“Khamosh ho jao, nahi to Khara kr doon gi.”
.
All the Boyz shouted,
“Pehlay mera
Pehlay mera…”:-);-)

ganga nikalni chahiye

"हो गई है पीर पर्वत-सी पिघलनी चाहिए,
इस
हिमालय से कोई गंगा निकलनी चाहिए।
"हो गई है पीर पर्वत-सी पिघलनी चाहिए,
इस
हिमालय से कोई गंगा निकलनी चाहिए।
आज यह दीवार, परदों की तरह हिलने लगी,
शर्त
लेकिन थी कि ये बुनियाद हिलनी चाहिए।
हर सड़क पर, हर गली में, हर नगर, हर गाँव
में,
हाथ लहराते हुए हर लाश चलनी चाहिए।
सिर्फ हंगामा खड़ा करना मेरा मकसद
नहीं,
सारी कोशिश है कि ये सूरत बदलनी चाहिए।
मेरे सीने में नहीं तो तेरे
सीने में सही,
हो कहीं भी आग, लेकिन आग जलनी चाहिए।

oh god

" Mere dil tab bahut jhatka laga, "
"Jab maine mandir me eek Larke ko sigreet peete dekha ghor kalyug, "
" I can't belive "
" Mere to haath se daru ki botal hi gir gai..."

waqt nahi hai

"Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,

Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi. "
"Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,

Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi. "
"Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,

Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi. "
"Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,

Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi."
"Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,

Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi."
"Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,

Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi."
"Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,

Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi."
"Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,

Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi."
"Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,

Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi."
"Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,

Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi. "
"Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,

Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga. "
"Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,

Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi..........."""

toofan

agar mai bahut amir aadmi hota to kya karta

mere style

Pani main tairna machli ka style,
Hawa mai urna panchi ka style,
Different message bhejna mera style,
Muft main message parhna aap ka style

doctor aur mariz

Mareej : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?

Mareej: Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor : Are mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.

Mareej: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai peelee thi kya?

Mareej: Oho, nai doctor saheb, dawai to laal thi.

Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?

Mareej: Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor( in frustration) :Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?

Mareej: Nai doctor saheb.

Doctor : Kyon?

Mareej: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor : Teri %$%$, to Khola kyon nai.

Mareej: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor : Tera ilaaz main nai kar sakta. !!!!

Mareej: To yeh pehle batao na. khalipili mera time aur paisa kyu barbad

funny interview

Funny interview


OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?
CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR


OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?
CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS


OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR


OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR


OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE. ..


OFFICER: MP!!!
CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR?


OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNCTURE

ram ji ka seeta ko punjabi mai lone letter

राम का letter सीता के लिए पंजाबी में...

प्यारी सीता,

मैं itthe raji ख़ुशी से हाँ and hope ke tu v ठीक ठाक hovengi,
Laxman रात नु tannu बहुत याद करदा si.
मैं इस बन्दर दे हाथ tannu चिट्ठी bhej reha हाँ,
तू bilkul tension ना layi मैं बहुत jaldi tenu ravan कोलो chuda
lavanga.

मैं AIRTEL दा postpaid ले लिया सी, RAVAN nu मैं mobile te bhot
गालियाँ kadiya te साले ने काट ditta,
चल कोई ni मैंने आना ता है ही. Taan KUTUNGA साले KANJAR nu.
मैं तेरे naal भी एक AIRTEL ka prepaid bhej riya सी usme 1500 SMS free
wali scheme हा, तू रोज़ मेरे को SMS kari.

Chinta ना kari, जब भी gal करने को जी करे, एक miss call मार diyo.
मैं यहाँ से tenu बात कर levenga.
तू मेरे bill दी chinta ना kariyo, Sugreev nu payment दा jimma दे ditta
si.

Accha OK
See U.
With Luv
दशरथ दा Vadda पुत्तर "राम

exam

Exams K Ek
Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya,
Socha maine bohat aur cheating karny ka plan banaya,
Bathroom main kardi maine Cheating ki Setting,
Aur bas karni thi mujhe Bathroom main jany ki Acting,
Paper de kar meri Aankhon k aagay andhera chhaya,
Kya bataon Yaaro Paper tha Physics ka aur main Chemistry le aaya

pyar

Har Koyi Har Kisi Ka Yaar Nahi
Har koyi har kisi ka yaar nahi hota,
Har dost wafadaar nahin hota…
ye to dil milne ki baat hain,
warna saat feron main bhi pyaar nahi hota…

jawani

Teacher – Jawani Aur
Teacher: Jawani Aur Burhape Me Farq Btao…?
Student: Jawani Me Mobile Me HASEENO K Numbers Hote Hain, Aur Burhape Me HAKEEMO K

beer ^^^^^^^^^women

romantic

Chand ne to darek loko chahe 6e
Kyarek suraj ne chahvani koshish to karo;
Sukh to darek loko mange 6e,
Kyarek dukh mangvani koshish to karo;

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: Male chhe glass pan pani kyarek j male chhe,
male chhe mrutyu pan mox kyarek j male chhe,
male chhe maa pan mamata kyarek j male chhe.

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>: T I T A N I C

_ll__ .

_,-”::::::::”=._,/t__

“____________/ BAPU, AAPDE LIDHU. VARSAD MA PUR
AAVE TO LAI JAJO. SHARMATA NAHI HO. MANGI LEJO..

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: Msg Nathi
k time nathi
k skim nathi
k mokalwa nathi
k danat nathi
k ras nathi
k balance nathi
k anukulta nathi
k covrage nathi
K BHULI GAYA?

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: Door rahishu to pan dil ma rahishu,
Samay na sathvare fari malta rahisu,
Aam to hu chandra nathi,Chatay karso yad,
to AMAS ma pan malta rahisu.

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: Ame jindgi ne savari ne betha,
Tame Aavsho Aevu dhari ne betha,
fakt tamara ek dil ne jitva ame Aakho Sansar hari ne betha.

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: Samay vahi jay 6e,jivan viti jay 6e,
sathi na sath 6uti jay 6e,
ankh mathi ansu vahi jay 6e,
jivan ma male 6e ghana loko yad bahu thoda rahi jay 6e

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: Dukh 6u,
Dard 6u,
Saaj 6u,
Aawaz 6u,
Ke pachhi vitela samay ni yaad 6u,
Hu je kay 6u,
Hu je koi 6u, parntu Tamari vagar bahu Udaas 6u.

“miss u”

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Guj Haiku:

Paath sikhe 6e
maa na chumban manthi
balak nanu.

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Be-haal koi ujda chaman ma
Masti sajavi janu 6u,
Ne sundar,Mitha Armann jeva
Pushpo khilavi janu 6u.

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Raste jata pathhar jigar ne,
Saheje hasavi janu 6u,
Thodu radavi,thodu khijavi,
Ante manavi janu 6u

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Ishwar ne pan tathastu kaheta dar lage chhe;
Ishwar ne pan tathastu kaheta dar lage chhe; karan ke
Aajno manvi phool dhari ne bagicho mage chhe.

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Bhale kahe loko pyar ma hu pan pagal
Tamara bahu-pash ni,bhitar mane game
Talee ek hathe padi sakati nathi kadi
Jindgi ni sahiyari chantar mane ga

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Koina SMS aavta atki gaya
Bhar nindar mathi ame jabki gaya
amara mukh par shabdo avi gaya Ke
He bhagvan amne aa keva kanjus loko batki gaya

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MrJokes: Navo Divas,
Navi Savar,
Nava Vicharo,
Navi Aashao,
Nava Umango,
Navo Utsah,
Navi Laagni,
Nava Sankalp
Sathe Aavyu Aa Nootan Safal SuPrabhat.

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Gujarati means

G- Great
U- Understanding
J- Jolly natured
A- Ambitious
R- Romantic
A-all rounder
T-talented
I- Indian
So proud 2 b guju.

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Divso badlaya, raato badlayi;
ek ek karta badhani najar badlayi.
Malya ketlay moka badlava na,
pan tamne yaad karvani aadat kadi ‘na’ badlayi.

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Ghani ichchha chhe tamne malvani,
Tamari sathe Dosti karvani,
Bus Pachhi to mali jase navi disha
Aa jindagi kain alag rite jiv-vaani

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Kanaku Pagla Karje Mara Ghar Ma
Sneh Nu Toran Bandhje Mara Gharma
Hu Pan Taro Ane Aa Hraday Pan Taru
E Haq Jatava Pagla Karje Mara Ghar Ma

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Kyarek To prem ma virah Avi Jay che
Kyarek koi lachari Avi Jay che
a virah nu avavu pan Jaruri che
a virah j To apne vadhare najik lave che

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Amari Aankho ma Aanshu Ghana che,
Ke aa Duniya ma Be-imaan Ghana che..
Prem Ame karyo che,Amne Pucho,
Prem ma Risamna-Manamna Ghana che

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Jiv-va mate su jaruri 6e?

=Hawa
=Pani
=Khorak
=Ghar
=Pariwar
ane

=Apni Dosti
=Apno Pyaar

>Suprbhat<

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Thodi gersamaj thi saru jivay 6e
khulasa karvathi dukhi thavay 6e
jivan ma kyarek bandh baji ramvi sari
baki to 3 EKKA ma pan HAARI javay 6e
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Jeevan ma mushkelio to anek hoy 6e
Parantu,te darek no rasto ek hoy 6e
Ane a rasto aene j malto hoy 6e
K jeno chahero saday hasto hoy 6e.

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Best Gujarati Line:
Su Karu Fariyad Tane Ke
Fariyaad Maaj Fari Yaad Chhe
Fari Fari Ne Yaad Tari
Ej Mari Fariyad Chhe..

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Jindagi Zer-Zer chhe,
Jyan juvo tyan Ver-Ver chhe,
aa Duniya ma sachi wafa wara ochchha ane,
Be-wafao Gher-Gher chhe..

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Bheed na darbar ma kone malu?
Ret ni vanzhar ma kone malu?
Lok kinara upar malta dare 6e,
Hu have majdhar ma kone malu?

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Mane malnara darek sukh tamne male,
Tamara darek dukh mane male,
Saday smit rahe tamara honth par
Swapna joyela a mara satya thai tamne fale

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Samay samay ni aa vaat che
Hawa ma gunji rahyo aeno saad che,
Bhale a nathi aaje mari sameep
Pan aeni madhur yaad sada mari sath che

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Gunah vagar no hu gunegar 6u,
Tamare jem ganvu hoy tem gano,
Ghadiyal na kanta fervi nakhye are!
Dost…, pa6i nahi male tane A xano..

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Aek 6e aakash ne disha o char 6e,
Dil aa maru tane malva bekarar 6e,
Tari j yaado ne tari j vaato,
Have to aa nayan ne bus taro j intezar 6e

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Prem kare ene jagat maaf nathi kartu.
Koi eni saathe insaaf nathi kartu.
Loko prem ne paap kahe to che, pan kaun evu che je aa paap nathi kartu.??

mobile na de

Allah kisi ko mobile na de,

Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.

System de to balance naa de,

Agar balance de

to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de

shayri

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….! !!
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Khamosh Raat Ki Pehlu Mein Sitare Naa Hote,
In Rookhi Aankhon mein Rangeen Najare Naa Hote,
Hum Bhi na Karte Parwah
Agar aap Itne Pyare na hote……
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Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai…
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai…
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Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo
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Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!
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Tammana-e-ishq to hum bhi rakte hain,
Kisi ke dil me hum bhi dhadakte hain,
Na jane woh kab milenge
jin ke liye hum roz tadapte hain.
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Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Is par aansu tadap kar bola, Itne logo me apko tanha paate hai,
Isliye chale aate hai!
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Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi.
kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.
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Main Lafzon se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta,
iska matlab ye nahin k main tujhe pyar nahi karta
chata hun tumhe aaj bhi par teri soch mein apna waqt bekar nahi
karta,
tamasha na ban jaye kahin mohobat mein mera islye apne dard ko bayan
nahi karta
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jo kuch bhi mila hai usi mein khush hu
mein tere liye khuda se taqrar nahi karta,
par kuch to baat hai teri fitrat mein
zalim warna tujhe chahne ki khata baar baar nahi karta
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rich people travel in cars
poor people travel in carts
but people like u
always travel in hearts.

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Aapse nazrein to mila lein par ye to bataiye ki
Aap mein aisa kya dekhein jo dekhte hi deewana banade
Badi mushkil se militi hai zindagi sambhal ke rakhiye
Kahin is shama ko hum parvana na banade
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Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
Yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane.
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Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Toh kya huwa agar hum tume na pasake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.
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Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.
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tere husn ko shabdon mein kaid kar raha hoon
jo rahe nakaam woh koshish kar raha hoon,
amber pe hain lakhon tare chamakte
ek ko is zameen par chamkane ki koshish kar raha hoon
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Har raahi ko mann chaha mukaam nahi milta,
Jisko jee bhar pyaar kar sake wo insaan nahi milta,
Aasma k sitaro ki tarah hamare armaan bhi bikhrte rehte hai,
Jo apne dil mein hamein jagah de sake wo meharbaan nahi milta
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Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte Nahi
Hota Nahi Humse Ishq Bayaan
Unhe Kaise Bataoon Dil Ki Lagi
Kaise Sikhaoon Aankhon Ki Zubaan!
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Tumhe dil main basaye rakhta hoon
Aur duniya ko bhoolaye rakhta hoon
Tumhe meri nazar na lag jaye
Iss liye nazarein jukaye rakhta hoon
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Kaise kahe ke aap kitni khubsurat hai,
Kaise kahe ke hum aap pe marte hai,
Yeh to sirf mera dil hi janta hai,
Ke hum aap pe hamari jawani qurban karte hai…
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Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga,
Jaise amavas ne har raat chand maanga.
Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse,
Jab humne apni har duwa mein unka saath maanga
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Saath to mangne Se Mil Sakta Hai
Lekin Pyar Mangne Se Nahi Milta
Kyonki Pyar Kiya Nahi Jaata
Pyar to Ho Jata dil se dil ko jab koi pyara lagta hai.
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Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat
Jise hum pah nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai.
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Logo ko aksar kehte suna:
“Zinda rahe toh phir milenge”.
Magar aap se mil ke
Isha dil ne mehsoos kiya hai ki,
“Aapse milte rahe toh Zinda Rahenge”.
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Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!
Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut,
To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!
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Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
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GHAM KO BECHKAR KHUSHI KHAREED LENGE.
KHWAB BECHKAR ZINDAGI KHAREED LENGE.
HOGA IMTIHAAN TO DEKHE GI DUNIYA.
KHUD KO BECH KAR AAP KI KHUSHI KHAREED LENGE …….
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Dil mein tumhari apni kami chod jayenge,
Aankhon mein intezar ki lakir chod jayenge,
Yaad rakhna dhundte rahooge humhe,
pyar ki aisi kahani chod jayenge.
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Jante hain hum zindagi mei
gam khushi se kam nahi
Tum agar meri saath ho DOST to
ye zindagi bhi kuch kam nahi
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Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,
aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,
aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,
jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein.
************ ********* *********
Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna,
hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna.
Yeh zaruri nahi ki har rishte ka koi naam ho,
per dosti ka ehsaas kabhi dil se kam na karna.
************ ********* *********
Kitna pyar karte hai hum unse,
Kaash unko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye,
Magar aisa na ho ke woh hosh mein tab aaye,
Jab hum gehri neend mein so jaye
************ ********* *******

Jab Raat K Tanha Lamhon Mein
Koi Aahat Mujh Se Kehti Hai
Is Dil Mein Halchal Rehti Hai
Koi Jugnu Pass Se Guzre To
Koi Baat Halak Se Nikle To
Main Khud Se Ulajhne Lagta Hon
Phir Jaane Kya Kya Kehta Hon
Phir Yaad Uski Aati Hai
Phir Pal Do Pal K Lamhe Ko
Yeh Sans Meri Ruk Jati Hai
Ek Sholah Dil Mein Bharakta Hai
Woh Dard Sehar Tak Rehta Hai
Phir Weham Mujhe Yeh Kehta Hai

Koi Mere Dil Mein Rehta Hai
Koi Mere Dil Mein Rehta Hai
======================


Dosti meri bas us gham se hai,

Mila jo mujhe sanam se hai.

Tujhse gilla nahin hai mujhko,

Shikwa is mausam se hai.

Humse kiyon chhupati chehra,

Tera husn bhi to hum se hai.

Mujhse aur door na ja too,

Meri saans tere dum se hai.

Mujhe aur kuch chah nahin,

Bas tu meri kasam se hai.

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k


Aajnabee se dost jub banati hai dosti,
Dil ke karib dil ko lati hai dosti
Sare farq bus yun hi mitati hai dosti,
Khushi aur gum mein gana sikhati hai dosti
Dost ke liye jina sikhati hai dosti,
Dhadkan ka sur ban jati hai dosti
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yaden

Yahoo Ki Wo Mulakatein
Wo Pyar Bhari Batein
Wo Loging Hony Ka Intzaar
Wo Intzaar Ki Saaetein
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?


Wo Farzi Naam Ka Btana
Haha Likh Ker Jhoota Qehqaha Lagana
Wo Asl Poochny Par
Apni Umar Ko Aor Kam Btana
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?

Wo Pyar Bhari Tehreerien
Wo Yahoo Ki Emotion Tasweerein
Wo Nick Mein Haal-E-Dil Likhna
Wo Net Ko Fast Karny Ki Tadbeerien
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?

Wo Typing Se Unglion Mein Dard Hona
Kisi Baat Per Gusay Se Chehry Ka Zard Hona
Lafz Sorry Ka Screen Par Atay Hi
Lehjay Ka Phir Se Sard Hona
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?

Wo Jaagna Roz Raton Mein
Wo Chalakna Pyar Baton Mein
Wo Type Karty Karty
Lena Mouse Hathon Mein
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?

Wo Yahoo Pe Doosron Ko Ignore Karna
Har Jumley Par Bohat Ghor Karna
Wo Dil Per Hath Rakh Kar Bye Kehna
Aor Zara Der Aor Rukny Per Zor Karna
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?

Tumhary Login Hotay Hi
Dostoon Ka Wo Jhumgutha Lag Jana
Tum Se Bat Karny Ki Khatir
Sir Dard Ka Wo Jhoota Bahana
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?

Bewaja Ki Batoon Per Takraar Karna
Baar Baar Net Meeting Per Israar Karna
Wo Roman Urdu Mein Ki Gayi Batein
Pyar Ka Dabay Lafzon Mein Izhar Karna
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?

Wo Doston Se Tumhara Id Chupana
Kabhi Font Badalna Kabhi Gungunanaa
Der Se Jawab Anay Per
Busy Hony Ka Ilzam Lagana
Per Lagta Hai Tum Bhool Gaye��

Yahoo K Aanchal Per Likhi Hoyi Kahani
Per Mujh Ko Yad Hai Har Ik Lafz Zubani
Khudara Na Tum Aisa Sitam Karo

dosti

Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge,
kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge.
Aitbaar zara soch kar karna,
mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.

tir

Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR

kyon

Kyun chalti hai pawan?

Bcoz of evaporation.

Kyun jhoome hai gagan?

Bcoz of revolution.

Kyun machalta hai man?

Bcoz of excessive perspiration.

Kyun aati hai bahar?

Bcoz of change in season.

Kyun lut ta hai Qarar?

Bcoz of mental tension.

Kyun hota hai pyar?

Bcoz of fatal attraction.

Kyun gum hai har disha?

Bcoz of loss of sense of direction.

Kyun hota hai nasha?

Bcoz of drug addiction.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum.

ARRE BUT I JUST ANSWERED ALL!!!!

****

Q : Aadmi shaadi kyun karta hai?

A :Seedhi si baat hai.

Taan ki marne k baad

Jab narak me jaye

To ajeeb sa na lage!

****

punjabi jokes

Driver: Santa Singh,

hun gadi age nahi ja sakdi.

petrol khatam ho gya hai.

Santa: Koi gal nahi reverse le la,

mud ghar tan puj jan ge!

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Sache pyar nu har koi Labda,

koi labda sassi te koi labda heer.

Asi ta yaro labni sahiba,

te kutne ohde veer..!!

22 teri lod pau..

Tyar rahi

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Ki dassa Dard Kahani bare,

Hanju ajj vi behnde Rehnde ne.

Asi yaad rakhya oh Bhull gaye,

Kehnde yaaran da Ki hai,

yaar Ta ZinDagi ch aunde jande rehde ne

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Dost vasde rehan aina hi bahut hai,

sab hasde rehan aina hi bahut hai.

Har koi har vele naal tan nahin reh sakda,

bas yaad karde rehan ena hi bahut hai.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

joke

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,

sonu jain """""friendship""""

friend ship is good network in the world
no _ recharge

no _ roaming

no _ validity limit

no _ activation

no _ signal problam






but don""t switch off ur ::::""::heart"""

sonu jain """jin""

jin mai bashi jankhi
rum mai hai ram
wishky me base wishnu
shampen mai shyam
beer mai brahma,desi mai hanuman
kis kis ka tyag karu,
har botal mai bhagwan,

wife missing

sardar- sir, my
wife is missing



postman- ye post office hai



police station nahi


sardar- kya karu sir """"khan jaau""""

khushi k mare meri kuch samajh mai nahi aa raha"""""""""""""""

sonu jain

chand ki hadh ek raat tak hoti hai
suraj ki hadh din k sath tak hoti hai
hum dosti mai din raat nahi dekte
kyon ki hamari dosti ki hadh
aakhri saans tak hoti hai.

funny

suraj nikalta hai





raat ke baad




chand alvida kehta hai



mulakat ke baad




tum abhi ghar se bahar mat nikalna





...........






warna log samjenge




mandhak nikla barsaat ke baad.

shashank goel

kashish dil ki har chiz bhula deta hai
band aankho me bhi sapne saza deti hai
sapno ki dunia jarur dekhna
quon ki haqiqat to akshar rula deti hai

shashank goel

hansi ki raah mai gum mila to kya karen
wafa ki rah mai bewafa mile to kya karen
kaise bachaye zindgi ko dhoke bazo se
koi mushkara kar dhoka de jaye to kare.

shashank goel

""""thinker""

a negetive thinker sees a difficultyin every opportunity

a positive thinker sees an opportunity in every difficulty.

always b optimistic n hav a hope fill....

shashank goel

koi dost naya ya purana nahi hota


zindgi ka har pal suhana nahi hota

juda hona to kismat ki baat hai
par judai ka matlab dost ko bhulana to nahi hota..

student"""" funny"""

ek student univesity ke toilet me gaya







jab ander jaaker seat par baitha to






samne deewar par likha tha.....
....
...
...












......
...
........
.........


abe saale itna zor study par lagata to 1 st aata..

dost

aap jaisa dost harek ka khawab hota hai
jinka ek alag rubab hota hai
aasman mai taaro ka koi hisab ho sayad
par aapke dost taaron mai bhi aaftab hota hai,..,,,...,...

kushi

kadam kadam par phulon ki bahar mile

saari umer apnoka pyar mile

khilti rahe tamanaye phulon ki tarah

kudha kare tumhe har khushi baar baar mile

chand

bade arman se banwaya hai
ise soshni se sajaya hai
bahut door se mangwaya hai
jara khidki kholhkar dekho

aapko good night kehne chand bhijwaya hai.

spl punnishment

arz hai


hum bhul jane walo doston ko




bahut buri saza dete hai







hum bhul jane doston ko bahut buri saza dete hai



jute nahi maarte







bus moze sungha dete hai

gabber singh

dur gaon mai jab maa-baap sote nahi the

to bacha kehta hai


so ja bapu so ja


warna ek our ho jayega

usa

jivan ma koi ras nathi
marwa ma koi jash nathi
bhavna ma koi tars nathi
kamava ma koi lakhya nathi
jaavu to cahun U.S.A pan
lal darwaza thi bas nathi..

importains

kaun kishi ko dil mai jagah deta hai
ped bhi sukhe patte gira deta hai
wakif hai hum jamane k riwajo se
dil bhar jaye to har koi thukra deta hai.

sardar

sardar ke peeche kutta pada
wo paresaan hokar sochne laga
sala card to airtel ka dawaya tha
to fir network hutch ka kyon aaya..

kushi

bina gum khushi ka pata kaise chalega
bina roye hansi ka maza kaise milega
wo jo bhi karta hai wahi janta hai
agar hum jaan to ushe khuda kaon kahega..

dosti

sacchai jane bina koi fesla na lena
humari dosti ka kabhi imtihan na lena
hum nahi ye waqt bewafa hai
ae dost kahi matlabi samajhkar bhula na dena..

shashank goel

funny

janwaro ki party mai chunha
4 pack pi laga k set tha
billi- aaj party na hoti to mai tujhe kha jati
chunha- ja chaly ja, nahi to log kahenge ki
peee ke janani kuut di...

sonu jain

har ghadi intzar mai gujri
us ke baad unki yaad mai gujri
mai ek aisa phool hu
jisje rakh ke wo bhool gaye
aur

tamam umer meri unki

kitab me gujri..

mobile birth day

friends
aaj mere mobile ka








birth day hai..








aap chahe to gift samajhkar isme





101 rs. ka







balence dalwa sakte hai..


bhagwan ne chaha to agle mahine

phir birth day manyege...

shashank goel