infection

girl : doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai...
doctor : kiss kitni bar karti ho ?
girl : saal mai 1 baar.
doctor : madam yeh infection nahi hai.....tumhare lips par jung lag gaya hai....

type of kiss

sweetest kiss:- on the forehead
loveliest kiss :- on cheeks
romantic kiss:- on the lips
the hottest kiss:- on the bike's silencer. try it...........

funny

wife.... ''aajkal khas khyal rakhna padta hai...ki pregnent na ho jau...
padosan..''kyo.?
tumhare husband ki to nasbandi hui hai na ?
wifi tabhi to.......................................