Wednesday, September 16, 2009

doctor aur mariz

Mareej : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?

Mareej: Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor : Are mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.

Mareej: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai peelee thi kya?

Mareej: Oho, nai doctor saheb, dawai to laal thi.

Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?

Mareej: Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor( in frustration) :Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?

Mareej: Nai doctor saheb.

Doctor : Kyon?

Mareej: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor : Teri %$%$, to Khola kyon nai.

Mareej: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor : Tera ilaaz main nai kar sakta. !!!!

Mareej: To yeh pehle batao na. khalipili mera time aur paisa kyu barbad

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