Wednesday, September 16, 2009

funny interview

Funny interview


OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?
CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR


OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?
CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS


OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR


OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR


OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE. ..


OFFICER: MP!!!
CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR?


OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNCTURE

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