kyon

Kyun chalti hai pawan?

Bcoz of evaporation.

Kyun jhoome hai gagan?

Bcoz of revolution.

Kyun machalta hai man?

Bcoz of excessive perspiration.

Kyun aati hai bahar?

Bcoz of change in season.

Kyun lut ta hai Qarar?

Bcoz of mental tension.

Kyun hota hai pyar?

Bcoz of fatal attraction.

Kyun gum hai har disha?

Bcoz of loss of sense of direction.

Kyun hota hai nasha?

Bcoz of drug addiction.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum.

ARRE BUT I JUST ANSWERED ALL!!!!

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Q : Aadmi shaadi kyun karta hai?

A :Seedhi si baat hai.

Taan ki marne k baad

Jab narak me jaye

To ajeeb sa na lage!

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